anna-mator:

demigodofmypants:

senzaspazi:

• YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
• put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite

• YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
• carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired

• OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
• broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 

• WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
• collection of politely worded love letters.

 #So basically if Tom Hiddleston was a rapper

theshadowsinthesun:

prince-delphinium:

kaylakay19:

radstunts:

I JUST PEED MYSELF

THE AUDIO IS EXACTL HOW I READ THAT OMFG

I just died a bit

only a bit

hemmolicious:

whitelightningreplies:

balderrask:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

NOPE

NOT RISKING IT

this happened to friend of mine called Stanley, Not letting it happen to me

NOT RISKING THIS DONT WANT TO END UP LIKE THE YELNATS FAMILY

redxluna:

dicktouching:

quarterservant:

im-sewenteen-sir:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

iamboredletsshootthewall:

imjohnlocked:

thefinderconfession:

Michael Fassbender, James McAvoy, Tom Hiddleston & Benedict Cumberbatch as Uni flatmates.

Is this real?

And Andrew Scott (x)

Reblogging this every time

this is AMAZING. 

SOMEONE WRITE A SCIRPT. 

AND SEND IT IN. 

AND MAKE THIS HAPPEN. 

And Then You’ve got the Neighbors:

No uni’s complete without the professors ;)

I will make this happen before I (or they) die.

I second that motion.

yes just yes

unicornmunch:

flurle:

lunarynth:

never NOT reblogging this. When people say this, they’re implying that a mans natural state is ‘rapist’ - that when they see a woman, they must CONTROL themselves so they don’t rape them - as if they have no control over themselves because they’re some sort of sexual beast. 

YOU GO GIRL!

this is beautiful. c’:

the-ugly-cupcake:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

thefuuuucomics:

gambler-x:

im-the-doctor-basically-run:

tacticalhoneybadger:

miss-operator:

cerebralzero:

reparations:

moistnugget:

reparations:

unsubstantiatedrumors:

involved6:

cerebralzero:

bulletbutt:

Don’t move, tumblr. This is a stick up. Give me all your notes and nobody gets hurt.

Not so fast sonny boy, drop the SKS and no one will be losing any notes here.

Everybody stay frosty. No one has to close their account today if we all just stay calm.

I’ll waste the lot of you

Hände hoch, bitches. Gib mir alle ihre notizen!

NYET.

3 it is.. let’s get this party started.

Is that 3 nuggets up there? this is getting out of hand lol

I HAVE A GUN BONER. 

What? What’s all this fuckery?

Oh shit, it’s a gunblr showdown!

Mama always said this day’d come!

EVERYBODY BE FUCKIN’ COOL!

WOAH Calm down! Guns don’t solve problems. 

Weeeeeellllllllll… ok they solve SOME problems, like an attacking spaceship or being chased by a dinosaur, but USUALLY guns don’t solve problems.

There. I’ve disabled them. Now none of your guns work.

Go to your rooms and think about what you’ve done.

Don’t make me tell you again.

Woops! Sorry Doc, but look what I got.

A flintlock pistol, and know what flintlock pistols are mainly composed of?

Wood.

THE MEN OF TUMBLR

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE MY FAVORITE

I AM SO FUCKING CONFUSED

i love this!

it is dark that defines light, pain that gives meaning to pleasure, absence that makes presence knowable.

vintage-tumblah:

hippist:

I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain

I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans

there are two kinds of people

there will never be a time where i dont want to reblog this

omg

xD

benedicts-innumerable-chins:

baganss:

Benedict Cumberbatch as Kahn is Star Trek: Into Darkness.

aejajeo3oejdj

i cant wait to see this!